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A below par performance is considered damn good.

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You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

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It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

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Foursomes are encouraged.

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You can still make money doing it as a senior.

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Three times a day is possible.

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Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

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If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

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You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

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and the number one reason why golf is better than sex...

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If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

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