A guy asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am! But let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage,
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog.
Or if I had asked for a Taco,
If I asked for some Irish whiskey,
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't !"
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish Because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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