Old guy's problems

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night."

"Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me,

"Go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and I will make sure that you will once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.