Q: | Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? |
A: | Try a bookstore—under fiction.
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Q: | What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? |
A: | Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: | Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? |
A: | Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'
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Q: | How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? |
A: | Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: | How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly——wrinkles? |
A: | Take off your glasses
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Q: | Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? |
A: | Go braless It will usually pull them out.
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Q: | Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? |
A: | Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: | Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? |
A: | Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: | As people age, do they sleep more soundly? |
A: | Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: | Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? |
A: | On their foreheads.
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Q: | What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? |
A: | "Gosh, I remember these."
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